C'mon Gallas, tell us who gets on your tits!

Friday, 21 November 08, 06:04 PM

OK, so Little William Gallas isn't a happy bunny. But mate, fetch the toys back into the pram and retrieve your dummy from wherever it was spat to. Man the fuck up and deal with it.

So there's one player at Arsenal who is causing disruption. Dressing room rifts. Responsible for the other players not 'fighting' as hard as they could (not Martin 'Apeman' Keown then). But don't just fanny around, point the finger, expose the bastard.

And not content with that, a certain 'S' on the French national team isn't pulling his weight either. Now then, S, hmmmm.

A little detective work - and to be honest, it's kind of easy - reveals that there are a few suspects that could fall into both camps. S, French, on the books at the Emirates. The list: Silvestre (just arrived at the club, not likely to start stirring straight away), Sagna (looks like a bit of a big-headed twat on the pitch - possible), Song (unlikely, not enough first team time, but possible due to youth), Samir Nasri (young, gifted, quite possibly a trouble stirrer since school due to his incredibly ugle face - anyone looking like that needs some sort of defence mechanism).

So is this the prime suspect?

 

Incredibly, on a side note....he bangs this....

 

Oh the injustice!!!!!

And in breaking news, Gallas has lost the captaincy!!!!!!! Should have kept your trap shut big man. Not even travelling to Manchester to play City. Let me hear you say January transfer window!

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Posted by darkside_of_the_ball | Comments (5)

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fuckyou
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fuckyou Wrote: | 19.14GMT | Nov 21, 2008

go fuck yourself

darkside_of_the_ball
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darkside_of_the_ball Wrote: | 20.06GMT | Nov 21, 2008

OK, so every time an article appears on these pages that mentions Arsenal, some fucking numbnuts decides to tell us to go fuck ourselves using an anonymous login name. Well, mate, you've obviously got a massive cock, and you're team are the best ever....oh, wait...hang on....CUNT

Mellanslaget
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Mellanslaget Wrote: | 20.25GMT | Nov 21, 2008

About fucking time, he's been a horrible captain.

FFF
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FFF Wrote: | 19.18GMT | Nov 27, 2008

Ye Nasri is a bigheaded Diva, but I like him, and he has a babyface yes, but c'mon he is certainly not ugly and he is talented

thenut8
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thenut8 Wrote: | 02.50GMT | Dec 1, 2008

Nasri is now definately my new idol!!!!!

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